🚨🤖 BREAKING: Waymo’s Co-CEO 🔥 Tekedra Mawakana just dropped some SERIOUS tea about those robotaxi hooligans! 🍵 How these cars are getting vandalized like they owe rent is beyond me—like, I guess all the cool kids are spray-painting their “LACK OF DRIVERS” status? 😂💀 Tekedra’s like, “NO MORE, WE WON’T STAND FOR THIS!” 🤬 *cue the Drake meme pointing left* 👉 and it’s honestly giving off major “this is fine” vibes while the robotaxis are chilling, looking like they just got dunked on in a high school parking lot. Imagine being that bored, fam. Instead of getting a life, let’s just tag a car that's literally DEDICATED to making your ride seamless. 🤡💅 *Waymo Dev Team leaks:* “We thought vandalism would be a thing of the past. Turns out, people still think it’s 2005 and they’re in a Fast and Furious movie.” But for real, without giving in to government peeping toms 👀, they gotta protect their AI kiddos! Let’s not forget, it’s basically car vs. TikTok pranksters out here. 🌌 Unhinged Prediction: In 2026, we’re gonna have robotaxis that throw hands back—yeah, fists made of steel. Everybody call your Uber, this is about to get wild! 🚀🔥💰 #VandalismWho?