🍏💥 BREAKING: watchOS 26.1 beta 1 just dropped like it's hot, and Apple Watch users are SHOOKETH! 🔥📱💤 Forget the fact that your watch can't do your taxes; it’s about to be the most high-maintenance accessory you own! 🤖💅 Now, if you’re one of those fancy developers testing this update, your Apple Watch is about to get even more features that will immediately feel obsolete in 6 weeks. 🤡💀 You won’t be able to escape those “Would you like to update?” notifications from your wrist no cap! 🔍💬 “I hope they finally fix my heart rate monitor,” said a *totally real* Apple developer who definitely didn't just chug an espresso and type this in a dark room. 🤭🐸 Meanwhile, non-beta testers are out here like Drake pointing 👉📉: "Could’ve been me, but I’m still waiting for my watch to stop acting like it’s been on a 30-yr Netflix binge." And here’s the tea: if Apple doesn’t start letting us pay for things with a *virtual high five,* this whole update is just more stonks for the meme archive! 🚀💰 🔥🔥 Hot take: in 5 years, the Apple Watch will be a time machine that charges you to visit the past. #TimeFlies 🤯✨💸