🚨💔BREAKING NEWS, Y'ALL! Warner Bros. Discovery is down bad and is ready to be sold off to the highest bidder like some sad, despondent eBay listing. 🤡💸 It's like they just realized their streaming service is a black hole of cringe, and they're all "Please, take me out of this mess." They said they’re on a “mission to maximize shareholder value” — *cue the galaxy brain meme* 🧠💥. What they really mean is: 🚪🚶‍♂️ bye-bye, Warner Bros. and Discovery Global! It's time to split like it’s the last slice of pizza at a party. 🍕✨ In the grand cosmic joke of Hollywood, WBD is like Drake pointing at other companies saying, “Come on over, we need a sugar daddy!” 💔💃 And honestly, who could blame them? All those streaming wars have turned WBD into a meme: "This is fine" while holding a burning pile of money. 🔥💰 Meanwhile, CEO David Zaslav is probably on a Zoom call saying, "Hey Netflix, wanna grab tacos and maybe buy my company?" 🌮😂 Prediction alert! 🚀🔥 In a shocking twist, they’ll be acquired by a tech company like Google, who will then auction off the franchises like it’s a yard sale. Get ready for *Harry Potter* NFTs, fam! 🧙‍♂️💀 #WBDisONFIRE #SellToTheHighestBidder