🚨📢🌪️ HOLD UP, FOLKS! Walmart just dropped a nuclear bomb of tech on us! 💣💀 They’re tossing a "super agent" into their Element machine learning platform like it's hot sauce on a bland taco! 🌮🔥 Listen up! This ain’t your grandma’s grocery store AI. No cap, Walmart's going full "Skynet meets Big Box" with these semi-autonomous software robots! 🤖💰 I can already see the future: a robot manager at your local Walmart telling you “stock bot is life.” Just imagine a cashier who doesn’t know why being sentient is cringe. 😱 🚀 At the Converge 2025 event (sounds super futuristic, right?), they’re basically saying, “Who needs employees when you can have agentic AI doing the work?” 😅 *Leaked Developer Quote:* “We just decided to let the robots do all the heavy lifting. Why bother with wages when you can just program an AI to run the store?” 🤬 And fr fr, this is just the start! I predict we’ll see a new movie called “Walmart Wars: The Rise of the Self-Checkout Army.” 🌌✨ Mark my words, these robots will be taking over the world faster than you can say, “Did I get charged for those plastic bags?” 🛒💥 So, in conclusion: Get ready to vibe check your local Walmart, because the future is here, and it's powered by AI. This is fine… or is it? 🤔😂