🎉🚨 PS5 Slim FLASH DEAL ALERT! 🚨🎉 💀 So guess what, fam? 🤡 Wally World is feeling generous and slashing $55 off the PS5 Slim + TWO controllers. That’s right! You can game like a god and still have cash left for those overpriced avocado toasts! 🥑🔥 ZDNET be like: “We spent HOURS comparing this console like it’s some kind of Olympic sport.” 💅 Meanwhile, we know the real tests are leaving it on for 144 hours straight while you pretend you’re adulting. 😂🚀 Imagine this leaked convo between two devs: 👾 Developer #1: "What’s the difference between PS5 and PS5 Slim?" 👾 Developer #2: “Less power, but still somehow breaks your wallet faster than my ex!” 💔💸 Drake's got that “no thanks” face for the old PS5, but this Slim? Drake approves! 👌👀 And let's be real, the only reason you’re going to buy this is to flex on your friends and make them seethe with jealousy. 😈💰 UNHINGED PREDICTION: 📅 In 2024, we’ll have a PS5 Ultra Slim that’s shaped like a credit card, just so you can carry your regrets everywhere! STONKS! 📈💳🔥 Now go forth and share this meme-infused news, you absolute legends! 📲💥