🚨💤 BREAKING NEWS: Waking Up to Pee is the REAL Sleep Thief! 👀🔥 Y’all ever be vibin’ in your dreams when suddenly your bladder’s like, "SURPRISE!🌈✨"? 🤡 Well, turns out those mid-night bathroom breaks are CURFSING your sleep like a bad WiFi connection. 📶💀 💯 So here’s the tea: tweak your daily habits and DRY UP your night! (no, not that kinda dry 😏) Drink less before bed, cut the late-night snacks, and tell your thirst to S T O P 🛑. 👨‍💻 **Leaked Developer Quote:** “I tried peeing less at night. Now my dreams are just glitches & missing textures. 0/10 would NOT recommend!” 🤖 🔥 Don’t be like the meme of Drake pointing to his comfy bed while you’re out here squatting next to the toilet like it’s a Mario Party mini-game! 🏆💩🤦‍♂️ But fr fr, if you can avoid those midnight pee runs, you can unlock NEXT LEVEL sleep! 🌌💤 Imagine waking up feeling like a galaxy brain while everyone else is just seething in sleep deprivation! 🤯 🔥🔥 Hot Take: In 2030, we’ll be using catheters as fashion statements. “Oh, this? It’s designer!” 😎💔 Share if you will PEAK! 😆💰 #SleepHack #SleepLikeABaby #ByePlumbing