🗡️✨ Hold onto your butts, fam! Daniel Craig is BACK and ready to put the "mystery" in "mystery meat" as he reprises his role as Benoit Blanc in Rian Johnson's latest puzzle box, "Wake Up Dead Man!" 😱💀 No cap, I’m not dead inside anymore because this trailer just dropped like it was hot! 🚀🔥 Imagine this: Craig just rolling up to the crime scene with that wild accent like, “I’m a detective, not an emotional support animal!” 🕵️‍♂️💁‍♂️ Meanwhile, the whole cast is giving off major “this is fine” vibes while they’re casually stepping over bodies like they’re at a yard sale. #KnivesOutButMakeItSpicy 🌶️ Rumor has it, during the trailer release party, Rian Johnson was heard screaming through a megaphone, “We’re making crime sexy again!” to a crowd of confused writers 🤡📝. The plot twist? All the characters are just confused meme lords trying to figure out who took their snacks! Listen up, this is my hot take: this movie will break the space-time continuum and win an Oscar, but only if that Oscar is made out of potato chips. 🎉🍟 Mark my words! 🤖💰 Share this chaos or you might end up as a plot twist! 😜