🚨📣 Yo, Tech Warriors! Are you tired of being just another keyboard warrior in your mom's basement, playing League of Legends while your hot take on FOMO sits unappreciated? 😬💻 Well, this is your chance to level up! 🎮✨ 🥳✨ Get behind the magical curtain at **TechCrunch Disrupt 2025** - where wannabe millionaires pitch ideas like they're the next Elon Musk or a TikTok star! 🚀💰 You can be the chosen one who **volunteers** and gets a backstage pass to the chaos! 🤡 Just imagine: mingling with techies, caffeine-fueled pitch sessions, and, of course, witnessing the next “world-changing” app that lets you order pizza with your mind! 🍕🧠 But hurry, fam! ⏰ Applications CLOSE on September 30 - you don’t want to be the one seething in the comment section like *this is fine* while everyone else is vibin' at the event! 🤷‍♂️🔥 Leaked Quote from a Developer 🙃: “I just want to volunteer and see if my startup will finally get the exposure it needs - or maybe get eaten alive by a mob of investors. Either way, I’m here for it!” 💀 If you don’t volunteer, are you even living? 😳 *Hot take* - the next viral app will come from an unpaid intern! The stonks are OFF THE CHARTS! 📈🤖💥 Share this before you miss your chance! 👀💣 #Disrupt2025 #VolunteerOrVanish