🔥🚨 *BREAKING NEWS* 🚨🔥 Vodafone has decided that actual humans are, like, *so 2021* and have summoned an AI "actress" from the depths of the digital abyss to *sell you* mediocre phone plans instead of a real human! 📱🤖💰 Yes, you heard that right, folks! 🧐✨ Imagine the casting call: "Hey, can we just find a random AI to look kinda like a real human but totally unconvincing? No? 🧐 Just run a neural net for it! That's totally fine!" 🤡💀 The AI’s hair looks like it was styled by someone who just lost a bet, and its facial mole is literally playing hopscotch across its digital visage. 👀🤦‍♂️ When asked why they couldn’t hire an *actual* person, Vodafone was all like, “It’s just an experiment, okay? 🚀” Oh yeah, *a science experiment* where you funnel money into AI cringe instead of actual talent! Stonks! 📈💥 Imagine a world where your phone bill is handled by a pixelated avatar that can't even keep its face in one place. This is fine... right? 😅🔥 *Leaked quote from an anonymous engineer*: “We wanted to push AI so much, we forgot to *turn it off* for the final cut. Whoops!” 🙃🤷 **Hot take:** Next year, every brand will be replaced by an AI version of themselves and we'll all go back to using carrier pigeons because we can’t even trust a CGI face. 📦🕊️ *It's coming, fr fr.*