🚨 BIG TECH DRAMA ALERT 🚨: So, you thought 2023 was immune to *mass layoffs*? 😂 Nah, fam! Meet Vista, the software-focused PE firm that's about to make "employee of the month" a *myth* faster than you can say "AI takeover." 🤖💀 According to our "official" sources (okay, I screenshotted a tweet🔍), Vista is about to unleash a wave of layoffs because AI can do everything, including your job!💼🥲 Who needs actual human beings to compile presentations when a robot can do it in 0.3 seconds, amirite?! 🚀💰 Imagine this: CEO at Vista chatting with his dev team like, "Pfft, why pay 10 people to make slides when I can roll out an AI to do it for free? 🤷‍♂️🤖" I mean, fr fr, it’s just stonks 💸💸 for the execs. But hey, employees getting cut? *This is fine.* 🔥 And here’s my hot take 🔥: Buckle up, because in 2024, companies will replace workers with self-driving coffee machines, and I’m HERE for it! ☕️💀 Can’t wait to see a coffee machine handing out severance checks! 🤡✨ #AIisTakingOver 😂