🚨🔔 Hold onto your wallets and charge those batteries, fam! Visa is going full-on Skynet with their latest announcement: *agentic commerce* is here, and it’s about to be smoother than a baby’s bottom. 💳✨ 😱 That’s right, Visa has rolled out *new tools* for developers to create AI agents that shop smarter than your average suburban mom at a Black Friday sale! 👩‍👧💨 No cap, these AI agents can buy stuff for you while you sit back and try to figure out how to pay your student loans. ✨ Developer at Visa, “Bro, we’re basically giving robots the keys to your credit card. This is either gonna be fire or a straight-up dumpster fire. Either way, we’re getting stonks!” 😂📈 Meanwhile, your Amazon Alexa is sweating bullets: “Wait, I can’t even order pizza without you yelling at me!” 🍕💀 And in classic meme fashion, Visa is out here saying, "This is fine." 🐶🔥 Even Drake’s like, “I’m not f*cking with that.” 😬😤 🔥💰So what’s next? I’m predicting that in 2030, we’ll just send our AI agents to the store and they’ll come back with a million useless gadgets while we just vibe at home. Mark my words, fam. It's gonna be chaotic! 🚀🤖💣 #VisaAIsGoneRogue #WhenRobotsShop