🚨🤑 BREAKING: Vinod Khosla just dropped the wildest idea since TikTok did the Renegade! 💃👽 Forget your morning coffee, cause we're about to spill some REAL tea! ☕💀 In a spicy hot take at TechCrunch Disrupt 2025, Khosla is like, “Yo, what if Uncle Sam flexed his muscles and snagged a 10% slice of EVERY public company?!” 💸🍕 You heard that right, fam! He’s saying let’s redistribute that sweet, sweet corporate cheddar 💰 to the people! This is giving off major stonks vibes, but like... the people’s kind? 🤔📈 "I was inspired by Trump buying Intel, but this time it's for the PEOPLE, ya feel?" said Khosla (probably, I mean I’m not a mind reader 🥴🤖). But let’s keep it real, this is either a genius move or just Khosla’s way of being a social media influencer for the fiscal landscape 🤑🤡. Remember how we all laughed at the thought of AI taking jobs? Well, now it could be taking the government’s slice of the pie too! 💥🔥 Hot take incoming: In 2026, Elon Musk will buy the Moon and give it a 20% stake in all profits! That’s how we’re gonna get TRUE universal basic income! 🚀💰👽 Meme this prediction and share it like your Wi-Fi just went down! 🤯✌️ #KhoslaVision #TakeTheStake