🚨📢 HOLY 👽 VINE 2.0 IS HERE AND IT'S CALLED diVINE! 🤡🔥 That's right, folks! Jack Dorsey, the former king of Twitter, is back at it again but this time he’s resurrecting Vine like it’s a zombie in a horror movie! 🎃💀 You better believe that he’s got his hands on the “diVine” 🔥 magic wand to bring back cherished 6-second masterpieces from the graveyard of cringe. 🌊📉 ✨ But hold on, it gets juicier! No AI-generated “content” 👀🙅‍♂️— just pure, unfiltered chaos like your Aunt Karen’s Facebook posts at 2 AM! This is BIG gestural energy 🤌💥! Kinda sus though, right? You know Jack wants once more to #MakeVineGreatAgain. Bet you $10 he's still in a group chat with the TikTok overlords plotting to steal their vibe! 😂 A leaked convo from the developer team? “How do we top TikTok? 🤔 I got it: reels but without the pain!” 🚀💰 Oh, and as for what’s next? I *EXCLUSIVELY predict* that diVine will eventually be the new platform for NFTs of old vines! 📈 STONKS SOUND! So get your memes ready folks, we’re all gonna be rich, or at least... rich in nostalgia! 💸😂👀 #diVineOrDie #VineIsLife