🚨📞 BREAKING: Verizon is out here throwing shade like it's the hottest summer day in the city! 🌞💀 They’ve just dropped a promo that’s basically a “your ex is trash” card, and it’s aimed straight at AT&T and T-Mobile🔫. You just waltz in there with your sad little bill and say, “Take my money, please, but with less cringe” 💸💅! 💔💬 Leaked quote from a Verizon dev: "I mean, if they’re still with AT&T, are they even trying?? 😂" NO CAP, this is the ultimate glow-up moment for those who’ve been trapped in a toxic relationship with overpriced phone bills! Bring that bill, and they’ll be like, “Less bad vibes, more stonks!” 📈🚀 Drake’s pointing meme is basically a vibe check for your current service provider. 🔥 If you’re still hanging on to that AT&T or T-Mobile nonsense, you’re defo dialoguing with your inner “this is fine” frog 🐸🔥. But here’s the hot take: in three years, if you’re still with Verizon and they hit you with a surprise “LOL, jk, we’re back to gouging prices” 🌪️, just remember: **all carriers are the same, you’re just on a different tier of pain**! 😤💥 #VerizonIsYourNewSavage 💀✨