🚨💥 BREAKING NEWS FROM THE LAND OF "WHO ASKED" 💥🚨 Verizon just dropped a bombshell, fam! 💣💸 They’re throwin’ out a shiny new internet plan called *drumroll please* 🥁 Home Internet Lite! 🌐✨ And guess what? It only costs $25 a month!!! 😱💅 #Stonks or pure #Cap? You decide! 👀 But hold up, before you smash that subscribe button like it’s the last slice of pizza 🍕, let’s do a little math. This plan is so slow, the tortoise from the Tortoise and the Hare might just challenge it to a race! 🐢🏁 The speeds are so low they make dial-up look like fiber optics in a NASA spaceship 🚀💔. In a leaked call I just made up, one engineer said, “We wanted to name it ‘Home Internet Lite’ because ‘Home Internet Please Don’t Hate Us’ was too long.” 😂💀 Honestly, Verizon is out here acting like they're the "cool kid" at school, but turns out they're just the one with dial-up speed and a flip phone. 🤡🔥 🔥🔥 HOT TAKE: In 2024, Verizon will offer a “Home Internet Freedom” plan where you just sit and hope for a divine connection! 🔮🙏 So grab your tin foil hats, we’re entering uncharted Wi-Fi territory! #ThisIsFine #InternetSpeedMeme #VerizonWho?