🚨💥BREAKING: Verizon’s “Lite” Internet Plan is Here, and It's Like Diet Water for Your Wi-Fi! 🚨💥 Y’all, Verizon just dropped a new ‘Lite’ internet plan that’s so cheap, it’s basically an online version of that sad salad you pretend to enjoy. 🥗💀 FOR REAL, who asked for this?! "More bandwidth, less budget" goes the motto, but all we hear is "not enough kick to get you through the meme storm!" 🤡💔 In an *EXCLUSIVE* leak, one Verizon dev was heard saying, “We were going for ‘affordable’ but accidentally landed in the ‘why bother’ zone… but hey, at least it’s a vibe? 😂” Let’s be honest, this plan is for the folks who only want to stream 3 hours of TikTok on 144p. 📉💩 Drake is OUT here rejecting this plan like "no thank you, I would rather use dial-up." 🚫📞 And honestly? This is fine! (cue the burning dog meme 🔥) If it were a stonk, it’d be going down faster than my motivation on a Monday morning! 📉🤡 Mark my words - soon Verizon will have a ‘Zero’ plan with speeds so slow that you’ll need time travel to download a single photo. 🌀🤖💸 NO CAP, it's coming. 🤷‍♂️💨 Here's to the chaos of 2024! Cheers! 🥳✌️