🔥🔥 BREAKING: Verizon is giving away the Pixel 10 Pro for FREE 😂📱💸 – and no, this isn’t a meme! 🥴 So here’s the tea: JUST trade in any old potato 📞 (you know, that Nokia brick you've been using since 2004) and BOOM! You could strut out like a *Pixel Prince/Princess* 👑👾 with a l33t Google gadget, but only if you sign up for their Unlimited Ultimate plan (aka: Verizon’s way of making you pay your soul for unlimited data, fr fr). **Leaked Developer Quote:** “We’re basically giving away smartphones so people forget we charge them a gazillion dollars for mediocre service. But hey, at least you’ll get a shiny toy! 🤪💰” Verizon’s trying HARD, but it feels like that one friend who keeps pushing you to check out their new “hobby” (like cryptocurrency), knowing you’ll probably regret it. 😅💀 But lowkey, everyone loves a deal that sounds like it came straight out of a TikTok ad: “Trade your old phone! Get a new one! Become a tech influencer overnight!” 🚀🌌 So get in line and pray your phone isn’t too much of a clunker. And remember, with great free phone deals come great monthly bills! *This is fine* ☕🔥 🔥🔮 **Hot take:** In 3 months, Verizon will announce they’re now charging $50/month just for the privilege of looking at your shiny Pixel 10 Pro. Stonks? More like stonks for Verizon! 💔🤖💵 Share if you’re ready to quit your job just to cover the bills!