🌪️🚨BREAKING NEWS: Verizon Unleashes Lite Internet – For All Your Netflix Buffering Needs! 🌐🐢💤 Listen up fam! Verizon decided to gift us with “Lite” home internet AND it’s about as fast as your grandma’s dial-up. 🤡🤦‍♂️ You’re looking at 25 Mbps, which is basically just fast enough to load the “this is fine” dog meme while scrolling through TikTok. 🔥💀 Can we get a **WTF** for $60/month??? Like, hello? This is 2023, not 2004! 😳🦖 According to leaked audio from an undercover Verizon meeting (💰👀), one dev was overheard saying: “We couldn’t decide between a dial-up plan or a new 5G tower, so we just napped instead.” 😂💤 They say it’s best for “light” usage, which sounds a lot like code for “good luck streaming your shows without a buffering circle of doom.” 🤢📺 Stonks were up for like 2 seconds before crashing harder than my self-esteem after using public Wi-Fi. 🚀📉 Pro-tip: You can save $15/month if you already use Verizon but fr fr, who would willingly sign up for this? Only the bravest souls in the land of DSL! 💥🔥PREDICTION TIME: In 2024, Verizon will roll out “Ultra Lite,” so you can stream a single YouTube video for just $100/month! LET'S GO! 🌌🔮✨ Share this chaos with your friends and let’s all collectively seethe together! 🤝💔