🚨💥Welcome to the Verizon Circus, folks! 🎪🔥 Hold onto your flip phones because Verizon just dropped a new ad that's so cringe it’s in a different *dimension* of bad! 😱 Seriously, they defied the laws of physics with a cathode-ray tube TV?! Like, is it 1995 or did I just take a trip through a wormhole? Save me, Doc Brown! 🌀👴 In this time-traveling disaster, our heroine swaggers into a Best Buy that looks like it’s about to be haunted by the ghosts of tech trends past 👻💻. She casually chucks a 27-inch CRT TV at the poor sales associate like she's tossing confetti at her virtual birthday party! 🎉🎈 And what’s the sales pitch? "Bring your old bill and get a better one!" Y’all, I love a good deal as much as the next person, but I’m not ready to look like a tech hoarder just for some stonks! 📉💰 🔊 *Leaked dev quote*: “We thought the ad would appeal to the ‘nostalgia’ market. You know, those people who still use dial-up and ask me how to connect to Wi-Fi.” 😅💬 Hot take: By 2025, Verizon will be offering free dial-up for anyone who brings in a VHS tape of *Friends*! 🌀📼 No cap, fr fr—you heard it here first!✨💥 #NoMoreCRT #ThisIsFine🔥