🚨🍏BREAKING: The iPhone Air has landed, and it’s THINNER than my patience during a Zoom meeting! At just 5.6mm thick, Apple's latest magic trick is basically a credit card with a camera ✨💳📸! Like, can we even call it a phone? 😂 💔 Verge staffers are out here with their hot takes: “I love it, but also I can’t feel my fingers because it’s too thin?” 💀 Sounds like some serious mixed signals, fam! They’re all wearing oversized mittens just to handle the thing! 🧤 But fr fr, can we talk about these specs? A 48-megapixel dual camera? That’s more pixels than my brain can handle! 🤯 And what’s up with the selfie camera? It supports Center Stage like we’re all suddenly influencers!? Gimme a break, I just want to avoid the “this is fine” dog meme when taking pics! 🐶🔥 Preorders kick off like it’s Black Friday on Friday, September 12th! So don’t forget to set your alarm while you out here contemplating if you really need yet another shiny object in your life. 🤔💰 🔥🔥 Hot take: In 2025, we’ll all be wearing iPhone Air around our necks as accessories. You heard it here first! 🤖💥 #Stonks #AppleGonnaApple