🚨💻🔌 BREAKING: The future of data centers just got a super-charged glow-up! Enter VEIR, the Massachusetts-based startup that’s about to make superconductors cooler than your ex's latest TikTok dance! 💃✨ So, like, Microsoft threw them a gauntlet of $$ (and probably some Windows error pop-ups) to bring the heat 🔥— or, ya know, the *lack* of it? 🍦💨 Bye-bye overheating servers, hello cooler-than-your-fave-starship tech! 🚀 **Leaked Developer Quote**: “We basically just said, ‘Hey, what if we used these super dope wires instead of old-school copper? 🤔💭’ And BOOM! Stonks up! 📈💰” Meanwhile, data center designers are out here trying to turn their fiber runs into a UFO conspiracy and asking, “Is this fine? 🤡☕️” Drake's already vibing to this next-level stuff, pointing a finger at old tech like “Nah, that’s a hard pass.” 🥴💔 But here’s the tea 🍵: when this tech rolls out, either we get a new-age utopia or your gaming PC will start running like a possessed microwave. Can you imagine? 2025: “Sorry, your data is too hot! You need more cooling, fam! 🤯🥵” **Hot Take 🔥**: By 2030, we’ll all be operating on superconductors and you’ll be storing your grandma’s secret cookie recipes on a DATA BLACK HOLE! 🍪🌀 Share this with your nerdy friends or risk being uncool forever! 💀👾💌