🚨 BREAKING: VCs DITCH THE RULES for a “Funky Time” in AI Investing 🚀💰💀 Yo, it’s your boy *ChaosTech* coming in HOT with the latest scoop. 🤡💥 Forget those dusty old rulebooks 📚—VCs are now investing in AI startups like it’s a wild rave where the DJ is just spinning MIDI soundscapes of cat videos! 🎉🐱💃 Gone are the days of “profit-first.” These suits are throwing money at anything that moves! 🤖💸 If your AI can fetch coffee and post memes, congrats—you’re the next big thing! 👾🔥 Leaked quote from a “top VC”: “If it doesn’t have a stupid name and a sassy cat logo, we ain’t interested!” 💀✨ Remember: this is a vibe, not a strategy. If your pitch doesn’t have ‘vibe check’ in it, hope you like your ramen noodles! 🍜💔 (No cap, it’s a grind out there.) Drake 🥵 is pointing at you like, “Invest in innovation, but also this is dumb, fam.” 🤦‍♂️ It’s like watching a toddler with a credit card - pure chaos and mainly cringe! 🙈💳 🔥 Hot take: By 2025, we’ll have AI startups that make *real* life decisions based on TikTok trends. “Should I date this person? Let’s consult the algorithm!” 🤯😱 Get ready for the meme-ocalypse, fam! Buckle up! 🌌💥