🚨BREAKING: Insight Partners Just Joined the "We Got Hacked" Club! 🚨💔🤡 📅 So, like, remember that time your favorite aunt sent you that *sketchy* link claiming she grew a third eye? Well, Insight Partners pulled a similar move… but *way more* cringe! 😬💻🔥 Yup, the big wigs behind tech giants like Wiz and Databricks are now sending out memos to employees like it's party invitations — but instead of *free pizza*, it’s all about “Oops, we got breached in January!” 🤦‍♂️💔 #ThisIsFine 🙃 🤖 Imagine being the intern who has to type out that email: “Hey, remember your personal info? Yeah, let’s just say Gargamel and the Smurfs might have it now. Enjoy!” 😂💔 👉 Leaked quote from a dev: “I thought I was getting paid, not getting *exfiltrated*!” 🤣💰 But honestly fam, if you’re an investor and your security is about as robust as a wet paper towel, don’t be surprised when your stonks 💸 take a nosedive harder than a TikTok dance challenge gone wrong! 🔥 Hot take: in 2024, we’ll see “Data Breach” as the new status symbol! “Oh, you *didn’t* get hacked? Cringe!” 😱💅 Time to brace ourselves for the incoming meme avalanche! 🚀🌌✨ #StayWoke