🚀👽 Buckle up, future astronauts! We're launching into the next stratosphere of industry chaos, and honestly, it's either gonna be a glow-up or a total space flop! 💀✨ So, the homie William Bruey, CEO of Varda Space Industries (sounds like a name from the next Marvel movie, right? 🤡) is hitting the stage at TechCrunch Disrupt 2025. That’s where he’s dropping the bomb on how they’re about to turn space into the *ULTIMATE* supply chain! Think of it like Amazon Prime, but for asteroids and cosmic latitudes! 📦🌌 📢 “We’re gonna make Mars our new warehouse! #SpaceStonks!” – *probably William Bruey, definitely not a meme* 🤖💰 But like, who needs cardboard boxes when you can send your orders through **GRAVITY**? 🔥✈️ This is where capitalism meets Elon’s wildest dreams, no cap! And don’t miss out on that $444 discount like it’s about to go *POOF* in the vacuum of space! 🤑💸 Prediction time: In 2026, all your online shopping will come with rocket fuel instead of shipping fees. Get ready for a galactic Amazon! "Your Prime package is stuck in orbit—again!" 😱🌟 This is fine. 🔥😬 #SpaceSzn #CringeButBased