🚨🔥 HOLD UP, GAMERS! 🚀 Valve just pulled a *Chef's Kiss* move and cooked up the console Microsoft has been drooling over like a dog on a pizza 🍕💧! Picture this: a game console so good it makes you scream “STONKS!” while simultaneously having your hands on a Steam Machine! 😱🤖 Microsoft’s been talking about a glorious future where their console can play ALL the PC games and supports any and all third-party stores—no cap, that’s a vibe! But guess who just swooped in and said, “hold my gamer juice”? That’s right, VAVLE! 💀 In a recent episode of The Vergecast, some and I quote, “cool nerds” 🧑‍💻 sat down and reminisced about Valve's heroics while we all slow-clapped in the background. Joanna Stern was like, "Do consumers still need Windows?" Bruh, are we even still using floppy disks? 🤔💾 *Developer leaked chat:* 💬 Valve Dev 1: "So like, what if we just did it better?" 💬 Valve Dev 2: "Imagine if we made it, and people ACTUALLY liked it!" So what’s my hot take? In 2024, we’re all gonna be gaming on toaster-ovens powered by RTX 4090 and Air Fryer tech. 💥💸 Stay tuned, fam, because this meme jam just hit legendary status! 🤡🔥 #Vavle4Presidente