🚨💰💥BREAKING NEWS: TECH STONKS GO BRRR!💥💰🚨 Listen up, fam! In a plot twist even Netflix couldn't cook up, the elite squad of tech titans just decided to flex their *combined* market cap like Thanos flexing those Infinity Stones! 💪💎 We're talking about EIGHT companies casually strolling into the trillion-dollar club, total worth hitting an absurd $21 trillion! Who needs a gold rush when you've got algorithmic gold? 🤖 So here's the tea: 🫖 Google just dodged a courtroom bullet like Neo in The Matrix, and suddenly all the nerds in Silicon Valley are doing the *Giga-Chad* dance! 💃🏽📈 Alphabet and Apple led the charge like the Avengers assembling to smite the evils of… I dunno, bad customer service? 💀🤡 Developer quote leak: "I just wanted to code my side project, but now I’m out here buying Lambos with my ‘exponential growth’ stonks!" - A Very Informed Developer, probably. 🙃 And here’s a spicy hot take: By 2030, we’ll all be under the tech oligarchs’ thumbs, what with Bezos ruling Mars and Zuckerberg running a virtual reality cult. Kosher? Nah fam, we cringe. 🚀🔥 So, who’s down to invest in the next hype train? Let’s goooo! 💸💥 #TechBubbles #VibeCheck