🚨💥 BREAKING NEWS: Uncle Sam Goes Crypto 🚨💥 So, US Commerce Secretary Howard Lutnick just dropped a bombshell bigger than a TikTok dance challenge: the US is about to slap our GDP and economic data on the blockchain! 💸💻 But wait—he's keeping the deets more secretive than a teenager’s Spotify playlist! 🕵️‍♂️🗣️ Imagine this convo in the speaker's room: **Howard:** "Okay team, let's put GDP on blockchain!" **Intern:** "So which blockchain?" **Howard:** "Uhhh... the one that's flashy? 🤷‍♂️" **Intern:** "You mean, we don’t know?" **Howard:** "More suspense = more engagement, fam!" 👀🚀 This man is out here like Drake pointing towards crypto adoption while the rest of us are just here like “This is fine.” 😂🔥 Are we ready to trade GDP like it’s the next Dogecoin? 💰🤖 But for real, this is the ultimate cringe level → imagine an economy so uncertain it needs a blockchain-based therapist! Cope and seethe, traditionalists! 💩💁‍♂️ 🔥🔥 *Hot Take Alert* 🔥🔥 In 5 years all data will be NFTs, and we’ll be paying for economic stats with digital cats! Just wait. 😼💀 #StonksUp