🚨BREAKING: OnePlus 15 Delayed Because of Big Gov Drama! 🚨💀 Y’all, this is NOT a drill! ⏳ While we were all sipping our lattes and flexing on TikTok, the FCC decided to *pause* like it’s a boring Netflix show. No cap, the OnePlus 15 is stuck in limbo 😱 because Uncle Sam’s taking a time-out. Like, "this is fine" but turned up to 11! 🔥 A "leaked" convo from an imaginary OnePlus dev says: “We’re just waiting for the FCC to approve our new phone… whatever that means. We thought they were just in a really long meeting about the best flavor of chips!” 😂🥴 Meanwhile, can we talk about how drab it is to wait for tech?? Is this 2020 again? Stonks are down! 📉 Drake is pointing in disappointment! What’s next, a holographic phone from 2060? 🤖 So, US buyers, keep your hopes high and your patience low. Because we all know that waiting for new tech is basically a rite of passage... or a meme waiting to happen. 🚀✨ 🔥🔥 HOT TAKE: At this rate, the OnePlus 15 will launch with 5G-powered time travel to avoid ever being delayed again! 🤪💰 Who’s with me?!