🚨🤖 BREAKING NEWS: The US Army Just Became AI's New Bestie! 💀💔🔥 Yo, you heard it here first: the US military is out there swiping right on AI faster than that dude at the bar with a “Gamer” tag on Tinder. 🧑‍💻💬 “Chat and I” have been getting SERIOUSLY close lately, says the top dog commander in South Korea. And no, fam, this isn’t your average Dungeons & Dragons buddy. 🤣✨ With military leaders pushing to deploy AI for decision-making like it’s the latest TikTok dance challenge, things are about to get *serious close* (and cringey) real quick! Can you imagine a military base where generals are like “This is fine” while AI is on the keyboard unleashing war strategies like a teenager on Fortnite? 🎮💥 And I swear I heard some leaked dev talk earlier: “Honestly, I just tell the bot to bomb it, and it’s like ‘Stonks!’ 🤭💰” But let’s keep it 100; when the robots start giving orders, the phrase “I’m just following orders” is gonna hit different, fam! 🚀💀 🔥 Future hot take? By 2025, we’re all gonna have chatbots leading our Zoom meetings, and they’ll have better managerial skills than half the current CEOs. 🤡🔜💼