🚨🍏🔥 BREAKING: Tim Cook had a moment and the NLRB is like "MY BAD!" 🤡💀 So here’s the scoop: The National Labor Relations Board just pulled the plug on allegations that King Timmy himself was out here violating employee rights like it's a daily TikTok dance challenge. 💃🕺 Former Apple employees Ashley Gjøvik and Cher Scarlett threw some serious shade after Tim sent out an email that read like a dad joke gone bad: "People who leak confidential info don’t belong here!" 🤦‍♂️ Apple’s response to "let's talk about wages" was basically "leak your lips, or else" which is a *huge* vibe ≈ 🚫🤖. But surprise surprise, after some light investigation, the NLRB decided to nuke a bunch of their claims 😂. I guess they realized that when it comes to Tim Cook, the only real violation is everyone’s sanity during a product launch event! 🥴💸 “Tim’s just trying to secure the bag for himself and the iGenius,” said an imaginary Apple dev from the backroom, sipping overpriced coffee. ☕✨💰 🔮 Hot take alert: Soon, Apple's next product will be an employee rights feature for their iPhones. 😂 I mean, it’s either that or they start selling iChains for all the spicy drama, right? 🤷‍♂️💔 Stay salty, tech world!