🚨🎉💰 Breaking News: The US Government just dropped some new guidelines on the H-1B visa fee, and it's crazier than a cat meme at a tech conference! 😼📉💀 So apparently, if you're trying to snag that golden ticket to work in the land of *stonks* and overpriced lattes ☕️💸, you might have to cough up a shiny $100K if you're applying from outside the U.S. Like, come on, Biden! Even my crypto investments aren’t that volatile! 😂💔 But wait, if you're already chilling here, you can pass on this new fee like it’s a bad TikTok dance trend. 💃👻 Is this a taxation plan or just the government saying, "Thanks for playing, you're already in the club"? 🤔🤡 Leaked Developer Quote: "Honestly, we just want to see how many people we can confuse with this fee structure. 😅 #GovernmentLogic #ThisIsFine" Meanwhile, if you’re wondering how companies feel about this chaos, just imagine Drake pointing to the fee like “Nope” for locals while holding a *yes* sign for applicants from abroad. 🤷‍♂️✨ 🔥🔥UNHINGED PREDICTION🔥🔥: In five years, we'll have a special tier of H-1B visas where applicants must battle each other in Fortnite for their right to work here! 🌌💪 Welcome to the future! 👽👾