🚨💥BREAKING: The DOE just dropped a brand new roadmap for FUSION ENERGY, and it’s looking like a sci-fi plot twist without the budget!💸💀 We’re talking about harnessing the power of the stars like some cosmic energy-wizards, except the spellbook is still being written 🧙‍♂️📜. They’re all like, “Fusion energy is the future, fam! We just need some cash 💰 and a sprinkle of magic!” But right now, they’re operating on a budget that makes your broke college roommate look like Elon Musk. 🤑🍕 In a world where *everybody* wants to power their TikTok lives with endless energy, the DOE is throwing in AI as their BFF. “Yo AI, hook us up with some new breakthroughs!” 🤖 But hold up! How is this gonna work when they can’t even find their keys? 🔑😂 Imaginary Developer quote: “We’re basically chasing a scientific unicorn while holding a melted ice cream cone. But, hey, we’ll figure it out! Maybe.” 🦄🍦 So, strap in, because I predict by 2030, we’ll either be living in a fusion-powered utopia OR just chilling in the dark, trying to figure out how to cope with our phone battery dying. Stay tuned, it’s about to get WILD! 🤙🔥 #FusionFantasy #ThisIsFine #Stonks