🚨💥 BREAKING NEWS from the frontline of Tech Warfare! 💥🚨 The US Army just dropped a fat stack of 💰98.9 MILLION BUCKAROOS💰 on some spicy AI software from TurbineOne. Yup, you heard that right! Soldiers will now have fancy tech that helps them see drones and threats on their devices like they've got SUPER VISION 🦸‍♂️... even when the signals go all "No Wi-Fi, No Problem" mode. 👀💔 #ThisIsFine but also, RIP to all the jammed signals – your days are numbered! Soldiers: “What’s that flying over us? A drone or just Jerry's lunch?” “No cap, it’s time to level up our Spidey senses!” 🕷️ 🤖💔 Imagine trying to dodge drone strikes while scrolling through TikTok! “Uh, excuse me, I’m busy here, Operation: Don’t Die in a Drone Attack™.” 😂 And peep this LEAKED convo from the devs at TurbineOne👇: Dev 1: “What if we just call it the ‘Drone buster 3000’?” Dev 2: “LMAO bro, we need a cool name for our product. Not a 90’s cartoon! 🤡” So gear up, fam, because I predict the next step is HELICOPTER-DRONES that zoom in to steal your snacks! 🍕👀 Stay woke, the future is INTENSE! 🚀🔥 #TechOrTreat