💥🚨 *BREAKING NEWS* 🚨💥 Windows 10 is about to be put out to pasture, fam! 🎩👻 You only have 5 DAYS LEFT to figure out how to deal with your bootleg PC that can't make the leap to Windows 11 😱💻. If your rig is still running like a potato, here’s what you can do, according to the *totally-not-cooked* Microsoft playbook 👀: 1️⃣ **Upgrade Your Hardware**: Get your bank account ready, because you're about to throw some stonks 💰 at a new computer. Your 10-year-old laptop needs to retire. No cap. 2️⃣ **Scream into the Void**: Just sit there and seethe as you realize your beloved device is basically a digital paperweight. This is fine. 🔥🤡 3️⃣ **Join the Linux Gang**: It’s like the real-life version of "Drake pointing" at Windows and "Drake cheering" for Linux. Welcome to the no drama llama party. 🦙✨ 4️⃣ **Use Chrome OS Flex**: Google’s like, “You thought you could escape?” *Based* alternative – let’s surf the Web, not the frustration. 🤖🌊 5️⃣ **Pretend You’re Still Living in 2015**: Embrace the nostalgia with Windows 7 vibes. 💾🤷‍♂️ 💀 *Leaked quote from a Microsoft dev*: “Honestly, it’s like trying to fit a square peg in a round hole. Just let it die.” 🔥 *Prediction time*: By 2025, we’ll all be using brain chips for computing. Say goodbye to your keyboard, hello telepathy! 🤯👽💥