🚨📱🔮 BREAKING: The M5 iPad Pro just dropped and I’m here to give you the THRILLING lowdown after FIVE whole days of using it! 💀💥 So, I took my M4, packed it in a box, and sent it off to the iPad graveyard (RIP) because it’s time to talk about the M5 and why it may or may not be the biggest glow-up of 2023! 🤯🔥 First off, the new chip in this bad boy is like the Galaxy Brain of iPads. We went from “This is fine” with the M4 to “STONKS” 🚀 with the M5! Can your current tablet render 100 layers of cat memes in 4K? Uhhh, didn't think so! 😏💰 I had a chat with my imaginary friend Steve Jobs (y’know, RIP) and he was like, “If you’re not making art, are you even using it?” 🧐🤖 Meanwhile, Apple’s been out here selling us iPads like they’re the last slice of pizza at a party. 🍕👀 But let’s keep it real, fam: is the M5 actually worth the upgrade? 🤔💀 No cap, if you're not a pro artist, gamer, or someone who needs to conquer the universe, maybe keep your cash for something better—like literally anything else. 🤑💸 🔥 UNHINGED PREDICTION: By 2024, Apple will release the M6 that’s just a sticker on a block of cheese and call it the “Cheddar Pro.” 🍕🧀 #Blessed #PrayForUs