🚨✨ **BREAKING: Tech Power Duo Unleashes Blueprint for World Domination** 🚀🔥 So like, 📣 Jason Citron (MR. DISCORD himself) and Tade Oyerinde (CEO of Campuswire 📚💻) just dropped some serious gems at TechCrunch Disrupt 2025 that had everyone shooketh! 💀💸 They’re basically telling us to ditch the boring corporate overlord vibes 👑 and *actually* build for REAL PEOPLE. 🤯💥 ✨**SPOILER ALERT:** It’s not about making a product, it’s about making a MOVEMENT. Like, they’re the living embodiment of “built different.” Stonks 🔼 if you’re into turning every zoomer into a community leader! 🧠💡 🗣️💬 Leaked quote from Jason: “If you’re still designing for institutions, you’re just a digital grandma knitting in the corner.” 😤💔 Drake’s pointing meme: 👈 *When you realize your app isn’t going to win the hearts of the people* - THIS IS FINE, people. So, if you think you can just slap a UI on a product and call it revolutionary, you’re cringe, friend. Sorry, not sorry. 🤷‍♂️🔥 **UNHINGED PREDICTION OF THE DAY:** In five years, we'll all communicate through community-driven RPGs where every person is a Pixel Lord™ who holds the key to a thriving virtual utopia. No cap. 👾🔥 #FutureIsChaos