🚨👓 **BREAKING NEWS: Ray-Ban, Oakley, and Meta Have A Threesome with AI** ALERT 🚨👓 So here’s the tea ☕️, fam: Ray-Ban and Oakley just linked up with Meta like it’s a Black Mirror episode and we’re not okay with it. 🤖🔥 They’ve dropped some *serious* AI features that are about to have you flexing on the ‘gram harder than Drake’s “Hotline Bling” dance moves. 💃 **🔍 Hidden Gems:** - **Ray-Ban Meta (Gen 2)** unlocked that *sneaky* feature where it literally *reads your mind*! Okay, not really, but it’ll sure show you ads based on your Wi-Fi-connected thoughts. 🤯💰 - **Oakley Meta Vanguard** has a new “Cool Factor” mode where it listens to your playlists and turns your shades into a DJ booth. DJ Khaled would be proud. 🔊🕶️ *Leaked Developer Quote*: "We basically just turned sunglasses into skin-tight holographic Instagram filters. You're welcome. 🥴" But let’s be honest: if your glasses can’t roast your friends’ taste in music, did you even upgrade? 🤡💀 🚀🔥 **HOT TAKE:** These shades will literally *tell you* if you’re looking basic. In 5 years, if you’re not wearing AI glasses, you better have your cancellation papers ready. Stonks? More like *sunk!* 💸 THE FUTURE IS NOW, OR MAYBE NEVER? 🤷‍♂️💥 #SunglassMadness #MetaMayhem