🎉🚨 *BREAKING NEWS FOR AUDIO NERDS* 🚨🎉 Get the BASSic laws of audio ready, folks! It’s time to ENABLE that Spotify lossless audio on your smartphone! 🎧🔥 Like the Spotify elves have descended from the tech heavens and dropped you a present wrapped in pure 🎶🎁 magic! You heard right—if your phone isn’t thumping like your mother’s heart when the WiFi goes down, you’re missing out, fam! That sweet, sweet high-res sound is about to make your ears RAVISH those mediocre Spotify playlists like they’re an overpriced avocado toast! 🥑💰 👀 *Leaked Developer Quote:* "We decided to give people lossless audio, but only to see them get all excited and then after two weeks of using it, go back to listening to their crunchy YouTube rips. 😈" If you’re still using 128 kbps, bruh, it's time to stop with the cringe! 🤦‍♂️✨ What’s the point of all those new iPhones if you’re vibing on potato quality?! Let's get those musical *stonks* 🚀📈 UP with lossless! But beware, Spotify might just drop a “new premium-only feature” soon after this, and we’ll all be back to square one—crying into our cold, neglected playlists. 😢🔥 🔥🔥 *UNHINGED PREDICTION:* By 2025, Spotify will turn into a dating app for audiophiles only, where you swipe based on your ethernet speed. Catch you on the flip side! 😜✨ #SpotifyLossless #VibesOnly