🚨🤖 BREAKING: Unions Assemble for the *Ultimate* AI Throwdown! 🤖🚨 In a world where AI is snagging jobs faster than a kid on TikTok trying to flex their latest dance moves, the AFL-CIO just dropped a hot mixtape called the “Workers First Initiative on AI”! 💥💿💪 🏋️‍♂️✨ Yep, that’s right! They’re saying “Nah fam, we don’t want robot overlords lurking around our cubicles, surveying our every move like we’re on some cringey reality show!” 😱🕵️‍♂️ Instead, Liz Shuler and the crew are opting for a future where your dignity isn’t just a meme on Twitter. She’s like that friend who says "We need to respect workers’ rights!" while you’re just trying to vibe with your job. 🤷‍♂️👀 But hold up! 📋💡 They dropped a wishlist of demands that would make even Santa jealous: enforce labor rights against snooping AI, protection from job-killing bots, and some education because apparently “How To Not Be Replaced By A Glorified Toaster” isn’t a popular course 😳💔. **Leaked Developer Quote**: *“We didn’t sign up for these robot apocalypse vibes in our 9-to-5! Just let me live, bro!” - A Very Distressed Developer* 🥴🍕 🔥💸 So what's the hot take here? If AI doesn’t start treating us like humans instead of expired spaghetti, we’re going full *stone cold stonks* on our rights! 🤖💼 **Vibe Check Prediction**: Watch out—if they don't listen, next thing you know, we’re all unionizing with our Roombas and Alexa’s like, “You get the snacks, I’ll handle the negotiations!” 🚀💥💰