🌍💥 Welcome to COP30, where world leaders are basically playing "Who Wants to Save the Planet?" 💸💔 But like, can we get a round of applause for Brazil's President Lula, showing up and hoping these talks don't turn into a 3-hour Zoom call with a "Can you see my screen?" moment? 🤡📞 So here's the tea: global leaders are popping off in Belém, Brazil - all the cool kids are showing up, except for the US.😏 They're probably sulking at home, scrolling through memes while sipping overpriced lattes. 🤷‍♂️☕ And yo, we all know climate negotiations are just a bunch of people in suits trying to out-diplomat each other while the world literally goes up in flames. This is like the ultimate "this is fine" meme in real life, but with more PowerPoints and existential dread. 🔥🤪 Lula is probably whispering to his team, "If we make it through this without someone pulling a mic drop, we've won." 🤫💯 But hold up, here’s the real kicker: by 2030, if they don’t step it up, we might as well start practicing how to breathe underwater. 🌊🐠🔥 💀 Hot take: The next COP meeting will literally be held somewhere like the bottom of the ocean to get a better vibe on “climate action.” Get ready for the Great Barrier Reef’s next big conference, fam! 🦈🌊 #COP30 #ClimateChaos