🎤💀 *BREAKING NEWS IN THE WORLD OF LAME-A$$ MUSIC!* 🎶🚨 UMG just teamed up with AI music generator Udio to create a subscription service for music creation. YAWN 🤡💤 — and to settle a copyright lawsuit because apparently, suing for cash is the new collab. 💰⚖️ **Here’s the tea☕️**: Thanks to Udio, you’ll be able to throw a license-approved spin on your favorite bops. Why? Because why make fresh music when you can just Frankenstein existing hits? #Stonks 📈🔥 **Leaked Developer Quote**: "Honestly, I thought we were just gonna keep stealing songs like normal. But this is good too, I guess? 🤖👍" - Some Guy in a hoodie, likely. And come 2026, your playlists will be filled with almost-original tracks while UMG profits off your creativity like they're the greedy goblin overlords they are. This is fine. 💸👀 **HOT TAKE 🔥💥**: In five years, we’re all just gonna have AI produce our mixtapes while our real-life musicians go extinct, like dinosaurs in a TikTok dance-off. No cap! 🤯😱 So, mark your calendars! 🗓️ Catch me vibing to my “licensed parody” album while the music industry collapses into chaos. 🤪🚀🌌 #MemeMusicEra