🚨💥 BREAKING: Ultrahuman + Clue = A NEW ERA OF CYCLE TRACKING 💥🚨 First off, can we just take a moment to appreciate that 🥶 biohacking is teaming up with period tracking like they’re about to drop the hottest collab of 2023? Forget Drake and Future, THIS is the duo we’ve all been waiting for! 🙌💖 So peep this: Ultrahuman has linked up with Clue to make your cycle tracking SO seamless, it can practically do your grocery shopping while you're at it. 💁‍♀️🍩 Say goodbye to the days of feeling like you're relying on a crystal ball to figure out when Aunt Flo is coming.✨🧙‍♀️ **Leaked Developer Quote:** "We wanted to make sure women never feel blindsided again—the last time I checked, period surprise parties don't slap!" - Anonymous 😂 But let’s be real, if your menstrual cycle can be hacked while you’re Snapchatting your brunch, you better be prepared for some *serious* galaxy brain insights that might also accidentally project you to Mars. 🌌🚀💀 In conclusion, this is a W for women everywhere, but let’s keep a sharp eye 👁️ on tech’s newest trends because, fr fr, the next step will probably be a birth control that comes with Spotify playlists. 🔥🎶 ⚡️ UNHINGED PREDICTION: Within five years, your smart fridge will remind you to buy chocolate right before your period starts. 😱🍫🍕 #Stonks #BigBrainMoves