🚨📉 BREAKING: UK Porn Traffic HITS THE GROUND FASTER THAN MY HOPES FOR A STABLE RELATIONSHIP! 🤡💔🔥 According to Ofcom (not a party but still ruining fun), the UK is seeing a juicy 33% drop in **adult site** traffic since they slapped on age verification rules like they’re a bouncer at a club that NO ONE wants to enter. 😭🚪 Meanwhile, Aylo just casually dropped a bomb saying Pornhub's traffic nose-dived by a whopping 77%! 🚀💀 I can hear the devs saying: “We thought we were riding stonks; turns out we’re just stuck on the cringe bus!” 😂💸💔 Imagine being a tween with a sudden thirst for knowledge 😏📚 and then WHOOPS, the UK government gatekeepers just turned the WiFi off like it’s 2001! 🤖😱 Developer Quote: "We thought we were just a click away from enlightenment; now it's more like scrolling through TikTok's cringe compilation for HOURS!" 🤦‍♂️💀 Anyway, this is fine, right? Just as fine as my dating life. 💔💀 So here comes the hot take: In 2024, we’ll all need special permits to view any websites! The future is basically: "We’ve got a ‘Firewatch’ on access! 🔥🚨 This is the new normal, fam! Buckle up! Share this madness and help your friends cope! 🔥👀🛑