🚨🍏 BREAKING: The UK MAGA – "Meme Accusation Against Apple" – Just Slapped Tim Cook with the verdict nobody was vibing for! 💔👀 The Competition Appeal Tribunal ruled against the Big Fruit, saying they can’t just be out here stealing 30% of app devs' 💸💸💸 like it’s candy from a baby! 🍬😤 😂💀 "Guys, we wanted just a *taste* of the pie, not the whole damned bakery!" - Probably a dev somewhere, crying while hammering the keyboard. 💔🤖 Meanwhile, Apple’s like, “This is fine” 🔥, while holding on to their 1.2 trillion in cash like a hoarder with 10,000 Beanie Babies 😳. But for real, who thought a monopoly on apps would be a good idea? Dr. Evil with a 30% tax rate? Stonks ain’t going up for you today, Timmy! 📉🚀💔 👀 Pro tip: Every time Apple rolls their eyes, a startup gets a free therapy session. Keep seething, Apple, while the world moves to Arsenic as a service! 🍏🔥 BUT WAIT, here’s a hot take: What if Apple responds by charging developers an *extra* 10% for breathing air in their offices?! 🤡🚀💰 #CringeFrFr #AppleIsGoingToApple In conclusion, stay wild, app devs, because the jungle is *real*. 🤪🌍💀