🚨 BREAKING: RICH KID CHARGED WITH 120+ CYBERATTACKS AND HACKS! 💰🤖 So here’s the tea ☕️— some UK teen, let’s call him "Timmy the Tech Tyke," is in deep doo-doo after allegedly pulling off 120+ cyberattacks while sipping his tea! ☕💻 Apparently, Timmy and his partner in crime (let’s name him "Lil’ Hackerman") decided to channel their inner Scattered Spider vibes, turning them into Cyberninja villains, all for a cool $115 million in ransom. STONKS! 📈💸 🕵️‍♂️💻 “It’s just a prank, bro,” said Timmy in what we can only assume was an epic Zoom call with his mom. “Like, who even uses Transport for London anyway?!” 😂🚇 And before you say “this is fine,” just know this: these kids are now facing more charges than your average SKIBIDI toilet meme has gone viral. 💀🔥 But here’s the kicker: if these guys can pull all this off for pocket change… what if they make a game from it? 🚀 “Hackers Simulator: Ransom Royale?” Prepare to buy skins for your digital heist from the Steam store, fam! 🤡🔥 Prediction? By 2025, we’ll all be rooting for the bad guys in a blockbuster movie titled "Generation Hack!" 😱🍿 #Cringe #Based Share this madness before the FBI's next door! 🔥👮‍♂️💀