🚨🔔 HOLD UP, TECH GODS! 🚀🤑 We got some SCREAMING deals in the house, and it's not just the last bag of Doritos at the party! UK startup Nscale just flexed their diplo game with a WHOPPING $14 BILLION deal with Microsoft! 💰👀 I mean, did they just pull out the 'stupid money' card? They’re deploying 104K of those shiny Nvidia GB300 chips in the great lone star state of Texas in a mere 18 months 🔥🤠, while casually dropping 12,600 GPUs in Portugal. I can hear the GPUs screaming "I AM THE FUTURE!!!" from across the Atlantic! 🎉😱 And get this: the CEO is like, “We’re totally going public by next year! 👔👀” I can hear the *stonks* meme rights now, baby! “Leaked” developer quotes? 🤖 “We literally just Googled ‘how to impress Microsoft’, and boom 💥, $14B happened.” Or maybe the secret sauce was sending Bill Gates a fruit basket 🍎🍌? This is the kind of chaos that keeps Tesla stock going 🚗💨. Predictions? Nscale's gonna drop THAT ONE meme after they go public: “Nscale vs. Microsoft: The Greatest Showdown since Thanos vs. The Avengers.” 🚀💪💥 Fr fr, it’s gonna be wild! So like, share before this sweet tea gets cold! 🍵🌍👀 #TechSavagery #NscaleGoesBrrrrrrr