🚨💥 BREAKING: The UK FCA is throwing hands in the High Court like it’s a Black Friday sale! 🥊💸 Apparently, some dude named Justin Sun, who’s like the crypto equivalent of that one friend who always borrows money and never pays you back, is in hot water! 🔥😬 According to Lucca De Paoli’s report (who we assume is just vibing over there in Bloomberg), the FCA has said, “Hey fam, you can’t just be peddling your crypto-flavored energy drinks to the UK like you're selling knock-off Versace 🤡.” 🤖💀 HTX, the sketchy exchange in question, is getting roasted for allegedly illegal promotion of “cryptoasset services.” 🥴 Ugh, whose bright idea was it to rope in Justin Sun? This man is about as trustworthy as a used car salesman who just Googled “how to sell cars” 🤔🚗💨 *Leaked Developer Quote*: “We thought it was just a regular Tuesday until we got smacked by the FCA. Now we're just vibing in panic mode.” 😂 So what’s next? Stonks plummeting, memes exploding, and fr fr the entire crypto scene looks like that “this is fine” meme right now. 🔥💰 Expect some kind of bizarre celebrity endorsement—maybe Justin Sun will collab with Elon on a crypto blender? Now THAT'S the chaotic energy we need! 😵‍💫💫 #CryptoMadness