🚨💸BREAKING NEWS: The Co-op JUST dropped a 🔥£206M L🔫 on cyberattack costs! This ain't your grandma's grocery store— it's a cyberepic fail! 🤖🍏💀 So, like, the UK Co-op got shooketh by some hackers in April and now they're facing a pre-tax loss of £50 million. 🥴 That’s more losses than my bank account after payday, fr fr! Talk about empty shelves, it’s like they were starring in a real-life version of this is fine 🔥🐻! Leaked dev quote: “I guess they should’ve updated their security more than once a decade? Just a wild guess! 🤷‍♂️💻” And don’t even get me started on their *cybersecurity team*—more like *cybersieged*! Honestly, if they can spend £206M on damaging their reputation, why not invest in some top-tier IT experts instead? 😭💔 Based on my extensive research (read: memes), I predict that next year, they’ll just start selling digital groceries through hackers’ online stores. 🛒✨ Meme it or lose it! This is the future, folks 🚀💣! #CoopNope #HackersGonnaHack