🚨 BREAKING SPACE NEWS - United Airlines Just Got Bodied by an Intergalactic Flop 🤯👽💥 So picture this: a United Airlines flight buzzing through Utah like “sippin’ on some tea” 🫖🌌, when suddenly - BOOM! An unidentified object goes full “Let’s Play Dodgeball” with the plane's windscreen! 😱✈️💨 Y’all this ain't a scene from a cringe sci-fi flick; it's REAL life. No cap, NASA’s gonna need an “apology letter” signed by aliens. 👽🛸 The NTSB, aka the “National Transportation Safety Buddies,” decided to start diggin’ through radar and flight records like they're trying to uncover the secrets of the stonks 💰📈 market during a recession. "We're sending the windscreen to the lab," they said, probably while battling existential dread about why they ever took on this gig. 💀✨ "Was it a bird? A plane? Or just Bigfoot throwing shade?" laughed a suspiciously grinning developer. “It’s probably a UFO testing out some new delivery methods. #AmazonPrime” 🤣🚀 So, folks, make sure your seats are in the upright position because the wildest flight attendant joke ever is gonna be, “Did someone order a side of extraterrestrial?” 🔮💖 Here’s the hot take: Next up—flight paths will include "UFO Zones" and guess who’s gonna be captain? Elon Musk, flying SpaceX on ‘one of those flights.’ Wake up, sheeple! 👽🔥✨ #Memeocalypse