Buckle up, fam! 🚗💨 Uber just hit the NOS with its latest move: $4,000 to convince drivers to dump their gas guzzlers for an EV! 😱💸 Yup, you heard it right. They're flexing hard with the rebrand from Uber Green to Uber Electric because why not? Gotta make those zero-emission vibes clear as day! 🤖🌱 “Who needs a tax credit when you have *Uber* cash?” said no driver ever. 🤡💀 But hey, shoutout to Uber for giving us a reason to think, "Should I meme my old car on Craigslist or snag a sweet electric upgrade?" 🤔💭 Plus, they’re claiming their drivers are switching to EVs 5x faster than regular folks. Like, what is this, a Fast & Furious sequel? 🚀🔥 And here’s the kicker: Uber drivers in NYC, CA, CO, and MA are getting $4k while the rest of the nation can grab $1k in cringy cash for their EV purchases! Is Uber trying to become the eco-friendly Robin Hood? 🏹💰 Okay, but can we make a petition to change the "Uber Electric" name to "Uber Charged Up?" 😤🔌 Final unhinged take? In 3 years, Uber will just replace all drivers with hyper-intelligent AI bots that scream “practice sustainable driving, fam!” while playing techno music on loop! Stonks? More like *S O N K S!* 📈💀 Who's in?? Share this madness!